rounding off money 

In high school math, the stuff after the zero. In high society, a sum, no matter how large, too small to impress the person you want to impress. Cf. chump change.

He left her with $5 million, but in their crowd, that is just rounding off money.

rounding off money by Buce September 25, 2005

Fork-Roading 

The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually down with forks.

BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!

Fork-Roading by Flash86 March 31, 2020

ronalding 

Someone who sweats; someone who sweats so much for no reason

I ran four blocks and I was Ronalding so much that my shirt had to be drenched.

ronalding by Ronalding December 19, 2014

Jew Rounding 

Rounding an amount down to the nearest unit. Most commonly used for a monetary amount owed.

Adam owed me $22.15. I was surprised when he only gave me $20 until he reminded me that he used jew rounding.

Jew Rounding by jogro123 November 12, 2012

Rounding Bases

When a guy skeets on the girl from her mouth to her nipples and then to her bellybutton in the form of a baseball diamond

Dude I was rounding bases on this chick last night!

Guy: Dude were you rounding bases on my friend last night?
Friend: Yes, Yes i did
Guy: What the fuck, I wanted to do that to her

Go Round Base a chick!

Rounding Bases by Token and George Lopez ODU 12 February 11, 2009

rounding up

To consider or enact sexual fantasies that are typically reserved for sexualities other than that which you publicly declare you are.

To acknowledge the flexibility of sexuality.

To be more heteroflexible than you thought or accept, especially under the schema of compulsory heterosexuality.

A lot of straight people are rounding up

rounding up by 404011 June 8, 2018

off roading 

To take a shit down someone's anus after sodomising them.

From Bridget Jones' Diary.

Mar 9th.

Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)

Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."

off roading by fourfoot September 13, 2008