polish hot lunch

Eating and then defecating a mixture of perogies and cabbage procured in Pittsburgh into someone's mouth. Referenced in a WDVE skit.

I was broke and couldn't afford Primanti's for my girlfriend, Pregnant Lindsey, so I gave her a Polish hot lunch.

polish hot lunch by erock3030 November 4, 2014

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polish lodger

often referred to as "angry polish lodger"

the massive shit you have to take the morning after a night out boozing

impossible to ignore, painful to suppress

joe: how's your angry polish lodger?
jason: he's fumin' mate

polish lodger by my-tongue-fell-out March 2, 2013

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polish steamboat

When you put vodka in your anus and then fart it out, releasing the brew as a vapor

my partner polish steamboated my face; the vapor left me quite intoxicated, and smelled like rotting meat

polish steamboat by bigpoppajew April 20, 2015

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Polish Pounder

When you get fucked so hard by a polish guy you actually get stupider with every stroke that polish thunder fucker is giving you or a very large hot dog like sandwich with melted cheese

Uhhh I think I got a polish pounder last night cuz I don't remember how to tie my shoes

Polish Pounder by Peterbilt4all May 4, 2017

Piss and Polish

When one urinates while brushing their teeth to save time or to simply have fun.

I was running late for work so I got shit done by using the piss and polish.

Piss and Polish by supersturi February 17, 2010

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snatch poll

What goes into a cunt.

also know as a dick, penis, ramrod, dong, willy wong, hammer head.

I stuck my snatch poll in your mama.

snatch poll by b0bl33t May 30, 2006

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Can't polish a turd

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.

1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle

Can't polish a turd by henryj May 12, 2006

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