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professional douchebag 

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.
professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

Stand back, I am a professional 

Something someone says to reassure themselves that they can do the job. Most commonly used when the person has no idea what they are doing.
Stand back, I am a professional miss. *She steps away from the outlet*

professional bastard 

when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career
Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
professional bastard by jkjtastic September 19, 2009

professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.
Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?
professional shitters by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

Professionalist 

A person who is professionally challenged.
+ Challenged with obstacles in life but still managing to overcome them.
I may have brain damage, but that doesn't stop me from achieving my frequent succession. To summarize, I am professionally challenged / a professionalist. - CWSPablitoJ

Classroom Professional 

Students who only attend classes and never use what they learn.
Primarily used in a Dance school enviroment, this can also be applied to many other types of schools.
Rob: When are Jake and Jill going to the Salsa club and use what they spent so much money to learn?

Roy: Never! They're classroom professionals. They wouldn't know what to do when they got there.