Ass-biting omelet 

A cheesy omelet that is great going down but kills later on - inside and out.

Nothing beats a good breakfast after a long night of drinking, but man, that ass-biting omelet is really coming back to haunt me now. I should have gotten pancakes.

Ass-biting omelet by Super Girl Gives it a whirl January 4, 2011

hobo omelet 

Aaron's fav breakfast. Put anything you want in there. Scramble with your stick. Soak till it's done.

Aaron enjoyed Vickie's Hobo Omelet.

hobo omelet by Prosser_Casanova May 23, 2014

Dull omelet 

The worst insult in the world, anyone who utters it is a ridiculous person and deserves death by public stoning.

Chrissy is such a dull omelet, she is just the worst. We do not like her, and she has crows feet

Dull omelet by Omelet February 19, 2015

fluffy omelet 

A fluffy omelet is when you cum in the girls bush and eat it afterwards

Hey John did you fuck that girl last night.

Yeah bro, I gave her a fluffy omelet.

Bro thats fucking disgusting.

fluffy omelet by Cunt Cunterson March 28, 2018

Human Omelet 

A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.

"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."

Human Omelet by TheVioletMind October 3, 2024

Folded like an omelet 

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

Folded like an omelet by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023

Goat Cheese Omelette 

Slang for marijuana.

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

Goat Cheese Omelette by Goat Cheese Omelette November 27, 2018