munted 

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions

:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."

munted by j December 2, 2003

munted 

Severely damaged or disfunctional. More often applies to an object rather than a person. Basically means ruined. Application to intoxication depends upon who you talk to, to me it does not apply this way. NOT an offensive word.

"I spilled a coke on my laptop and it is fully munted"

munted by Groote Matt of West Island November 10, 2008

munted 

A mess, off your tits, talking cod shit to strangers!

Who is this sweaty stranger hugging me and telling me he loves me he is munted!

munted by will January 28, 2004

Munted 

a bit like cunted but not as offensive

I am as munted as an wet cardboard box

Munted by arsebadger July 3, 2003

Munted 

To be retarded, or mentally challenged in some way.

"Dude, you're munted!"

Munted by Rollo47 July 11, 2003

throne mounter 

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

throne mounter by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

munted 

M- Mentally
U- Unmistakably
N- Non intentionally
T- Taking
E- Excruciating
D- Drugs

I went hard last last night, i was munted

munted by trippin balls May 21, 2007