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moist cabbage
The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.
Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
moist cabbage by Troutman44 December 26, 2016
moist bagel
person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean
becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean
becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel
moist bagel by moistbagelhater January 2, 2015
Moistism
An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.
Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.
Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".
Person B: Actually it was only 96.
2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.
Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.
3.
Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.
Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.
Person B: F*** you.
Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".
Person B: Actually it was only 96.
2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.
Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.
3.
Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.
Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.
Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
Moistology
Moistology by The Moistologist March 30, 2017