selling merch like a god church 

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.

Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.

selling merch like a god church by qQuack daddy colinquackdaddyco June 12, 2017

Hobo Merch 

Clothes from the thrift shop

I just got maddd hobo merch from the thrift shop

Hobo Merch by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019

Doing the Merch 

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

Doing the Merch by dubadub September 22, 2014

church merch

Free swag you get from your church on Sunday.

Hey Lucy, check out the free St. John’s coffee mugs. That’s some sweet church merch!

church merch by Slump Daddy October 17, 2018

Seasonal Merch 

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!

When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.

Seasonal Merch by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019

youtuber merch 

something so effortless that a YouTuber makes, a 4-year-old can 100% make a better t-shirt than a YouTuber (jake paul)

what's up guys I just dropped some YouTuber merch, go check it out the link is in the description.

youtuber merch by mr. midget123 January 31, 2020

non-merch 

Non-merch is the term in the Chuck E. Cheese community used to describe items obtained from the restaurant that were supposed to be demolished and discarded. These items can be given to workers in secret, taken from the dumpster, or just plain stolen. Some examples of non-merch would be animatronics, artwork, and any other proprietary company assets. CEC Master coined this term and will die on a hill with it.

"Dude, did you see the non-merch posted in the PTN earlier? Master deleted that shit so fast!"

non-merch by helenhennytinkywinky March 28, 2023