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mayonnaise toes 

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.
She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

Mayonnaisey and Sausage 

An entirely theoretical flavor you have only imagined and never tasted in real life.
Ronald: What are you up to tonite?

Gerald: Just gonna try and get this mayonnaisey and sausage out in my homemade pizza.
Ronald: Good luck, bro. I’ve never been able to get my mayonnaisey and sausage out.
Mayonnaisey and Sausage by tihmn December 25, 2020

Mayonnaisecake 

Really hot and funny instagram account who is also really funny and hot and famous and funny on instagram.
Jonny: do you know what is funny
Jonathan, jon, jo, jojo ,joe and johnny: what is funny?
Jonny: Mayonnaisecake
Jonathan, jon, jo, jojo ,joe and johnny: true i do think mayonnaisecake is quite the comedic instagram account.

mayonnaise'd

When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.
I mayonnaise'd him so hard. The aftermath looked like he got jizzed on by 100 gay men.

Mayonnaise Handshake 

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)
1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

Fish Mayonnaise

When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.
"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"

"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"