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Princess Margaret

An insult from Trinidad and Tobago for a person who has a misplaced feeling of entitlement. Highway Tanty first used it to express her displeasure with the Princess Margaret Highway’s extension into her land.
She always want expensive things for her birthday. Like she is the Princess Margaret or what?
Princess Margaret by Dylan.9007 August 17, 2021

up the mags 

FUCKING up the mags, best team in the world, Bruce’s FUCKING boys.
up the mags
up the mags by BIG STEVEY Bruce January 23, 2020

maggs kent 

An upgraded version of mad cunt. Originated in Australia and was named after a person who has all the characteristics of a mad cunt, but brings more to the table. A maggs kent is a person who is extremely well-liked and has a large following. Usually has a large penis and gets all the ladies. Is now the highest possible praise you can denote to someone.
mike: "hey man, did you meet bob last night at that party?"

hunt: "nah i didnt why?"

mike: "oi he is a maggs kent, il introduce you to him sometime"
maggs kent by lamm October 19, 2008

margaret thatcher the cum snatcher 

"Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher" is a nickname or term you give to someone who is always vigorously horny and craving sex for the pure enjoyment of seman.
Joe: I just had sex with Bianca.
Nick: why she's always trying to be "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
Joe: true but I heard shell do anything for sex.
Nick: but still she "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."

Margaret Thatcher 

Although not a direct insult, Margaret Thatcher is used as a yardstick to test public hatred for politicians. Although Tony Blair has tried hard in his ten years as Prime Minister he will be devastated to leave office without even 50% of the villification Maggie achieved.

'Mrs Thatcher the milk snatcher', 'maggie' or 'crazy old bitch' as she was affectionately known steered the UK through important and necessary structural economic changes to ensure the competitiveness of Britain's economy.

She did this in the most dispicably mean spirited and evil manner, by forcing hardship and unemployment upon millions of people, removing role models and providing a whole generation with a sub standard education. This is conclusive evidence of sexual equlity as she proved a feminine ability to be more ruthless than the most evil men.

She was instrumental with ronald reagan in defeating the Soviets during the cold war. Maggie was also called the 'Iron Lady', reputably coined by the Russians pissed at her tough negotiating stance but more likely due to the KGB discovering she is actually a Borg (cyborg).

Some disputed facts:

This evil wizened old hag has been medically certified as having the largest testicles in Britain.

Some claim that contrary to being a cyborg her heartlessness stems from from an infection that developed in cobwebs that built up in her pussy over many years that then went on to putrify her internal organs.

After 'suffering' a stroke (the first in over 50 years) she now closely resembles a melted manequin but with lower powers of mental reasoning.

Although it is yet to be officially announced it is widely believed that her 'death' will be celebrated by a national holiday which will include the burning of her effigy.

It is widely believed that she and Lord Lamont used to drink each others piss whilst sacrificing kittens by burning them on an electric hob.

Maggies late husband Dennis had not been sober since their wedding day and could not have been more emasculated were he a eunach.

She alledgely butt fucked Bush seniour in the oval office with a crude 'strap-on' which consisted of a un-plained 4x2 secured to the previously mentioned cobwebs.
person a: Hitler is the most despicable creature to have lived, he was a crazed tyrant that ordered the genocide of millions of people and caused devastation to most of the world.

person b: Aren't you forgetting Margaret Thatcher?

person a: Oh yea, she was a brutal cunt.
Margaret Thatcher by lukaz January 13, 2007

marcsist 

Completely self-centered RA who claims to be unemotional yet wears his feelings on his sleeve.
Flirts indiscreetly with a “poor victim girl” and is surprised when people notice his attraction.
A Marcist is made of diamonds (compacted carbon via gym) and claims himself to be invincible.
Marc (The boy who likes when girls poop) is a marcsist
marcsist by Benny Afzelius December 29, 2007