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john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

John-Wayneing 

To not show your true feelings as you deal with an unpleasant situation. To be a "tough guy".
"Check him out. His kid died, his wife just left him, and he's passing a kidney stone. He hasn't shed a single tear. He's John-Wayneing his way through this."

John Wayned 

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!
Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"
John Wayned by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017

john wayned 

Getting slammed (shot) from behind when your not looking (usually used in online video games). The cheapest way to get a kill since your opponent has no idea where you are and does not have a chance to fight back.
WTF! That fag, Kevin, john wayned me two times already... what a noobmuffin. Chuck, this kid blows at every game thats involves controllers. At least Tim, Chris, and Mark don't crouch around the whole level and then camp in the back behind the soda machines... what a homo.
john wayned by T. Smizzle August 20, 2006

johnwayne 

Johnwayne big Ol Chile
johnwayne by Johnwayne1 November 23, 2021

JohnWayneGAYCy 

A chain-smoking gay circus clown with a cowboy hat that fingers things
Man Ryan Reynolds is so hot I would kill my grandma for five minutes to JohnWayneGAYcy every opening he’s got to make sure he’s airtight