jebus cricky

A way to say: "Jesus Christ" if you're Australian

"JEBUS CRICKY THATS A BIG SPIDER"

jebus cricky by Bruh_M0ment August 1, 2023

save me jebus

Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.

save me jebus by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.

"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"

Sexy Jebus by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009

Crusty Jebus 

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.

Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night

Crusty Jebus by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a! 

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a! by Matt December 23, 2003

Lord Jebus 

Lord Jebus is the highest person in the herakie of god.

"Have you seen that guy over there?"
"Yeah... holy jebus he looks dumb af"
"Praise Lord Jebus"

Lord Jebus by Lord Jebus August 22, 2017

lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans

The lesbian Jesus strikes again.

lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018