Falcon Punch Hot Pocket

the act of turning out the lights and shiting in the woman's pussy during intercourse, and then having her stand up, and turn on the lights. the man then screams "FALCON PUNCH" and hits the woman in the face as hard as he can as she turns around from the light switch.

"i falcon punch hot pocketed this one girl"
"the fuck is wrong with you?"

Falcon Punch Hot Pocket by Someguywholivesandlaughs October 21, 2011

Falcon Punch Porn (FaP)

Porn that features the male punching their partner in the gut while yelling "FALCON PUNCH" immediately after orgasming inside their partner in any way.

I totally FaP'ed that chick last night -- she started gagging and freaking out all over the place.

I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.

Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) by Shadow and Tristan December 20, 2009

Anal Falcon Punch 

To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.

Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"

Anal Falcon Punch by PashaXXX January 15, 2009

the falcon punch 

releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex

"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"

the falcon punch by twiggley December 6, 2016

flying monkey falcon punch 

(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.

"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"

"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"

"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"

flying monkey falcon punch by ScottyMate February 2, 2017

Ultimate Falcon Punch

its where you scream "FALCON PUNCH" while you fist a girl so hard she lifts off the ground

Dude i just gave charlene an ultimate falcon punch and i gave her a concussion when she hitmthe ceiling

Ultimate Falcon Punch by the boston powerhouse1 September 7, 2009

millennium falcon punch 

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something

See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!

millennium falcon punch by lolmaster444 March 16, 2020