duck dodger

Someone who consistently dodges any form of social interaction with lame excuses.

Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig

Man, that fool always comes up with some excuse no to come with us or let us use his place, he's a duck dodger

duck dodger by Winterfresh Gum October 28, 2008

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cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

cock dodger by simatt March 12, 2008

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sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.

Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!

sperm dodger by Loadman2007 August 13, 2007

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scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

scales dodger by xoorox September 15, 2010