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Confederate States of America 

A rebellion led by rich, southern plantation owners and politicians against the Federal Government of the United States of America.

The main cause of this rebellion was, first and foremost, slavery. The Union (another name for the U.S) was slowly becoming more and more abolitionist in the 1800's, and as a result the Southern elite felt the need to disregard any basic human decency they had left and fight for the enslavement of millions of African Americans. This was the main reason the Southern states seceded. Things like "States rights" and tariffs are secondary reasons and were very minimal compared to slavery.

In late 1860, numerous states in the deep south announced their secession from the Union after the election of Abraham Lincoln. Despite being an abolitionist, Lincoln pledged not to interfere with slavery in the South. The southern elite, however, ignored this and militias fired on numerous federal forts and properties throughout 1861, one such being Fort Sumter in North Carolina, which marked the beginning of the American Civil War.

The war would go on for 4 years, ending in 1865 with General Lee's surrender to General Grant.
Look at those idiots waving the confederate flag. I bet they couldn't even spell "Confederate States of America".
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Confederate Flag 

A flag that's usually flown in the south, most of the time flown to represent southern pride and heritage, but sometimes is flown to represent white power and racism.
"Those who fly the Confederate Flag for southern pride are cool, those who fly it for white power should be sodomized by hitler down in hell."
Confederate Flag by My name April 30, 2005
a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.
I've got a ten time winning conker
conkers by xxx April 23, 2003

Cokedome 

When cocacola is on the brain!!!
Cocacola buying it from drinks to underwear
to tattooing it on your left hand.
Person1:Kitty your a cokedome!
person2:Jay shut up!! Lol iknow it true!
Cokedome by Guy92 March 24, 2010

cockednips 

A fashion faux pas of the highest magnitude. When a woman does not take the time to align her nipples in her bra correctly, thus making it hard for people not to stare, because they are going in opposite directions.

She was a fashion disaster, between her cockednips and camel toe I didn't know where to rest my eyes.
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cockednips by sweetjanijani July 22, 2010

Corked Fart 

The fart bubble that is stuck between your ass cheeks that won't come out no matter how much you squeeze your cheeks.
Whats wrong with you Tim?
I got a corked fart and it won't come out!
Corked Fart by DustyWindow January 24, 2015