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Alfredo Castillo 

He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach. He's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's much more than a boy, even though he's only 17.
He's best and most beautiful boy in the world...
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Alfredo juice 

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

Alfredo juice 

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

Alfredo surprise 

Alfredo Surprise: A culinary creation where a dollop of creamy Alfredo sauce is placed in the center of a pizza, beneath the layer of cheese, creating a hidden, rich, and flavorful surprise that is revealed once the pizza is sliced and served
After taking a bite of the pizza, I was pleasantly surprised by the creamy, hidden Alfredo sauce in the center—definitely an unexpected Alfredo surprise

Shrimp Alfredo 

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.
They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.
Shrimp Alfredo by Down bad lorain February 11, 2021

gucci alfredo 

Gucci Alfredo is a word that one would use to describe something going well or something being good/great/awesome etc. A good day, something good that happened, a good book, something positive. Things like that.
Have a gucci alfredo weekend!
Bro! That roller coaster was gucci alfredo!
Did you hear? I threw up last night. It was so not gucci alfredo.
That book was gucci alfredo.
gucci alfredo by DoritoSenpai October 2, 2017

Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce 

1. A delicious Alfredo sauce made by a man named Mr. Wang.

2. Delicious healthy cum from a wang.
1. "Wow, I just love Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce! The way it runs down my throat leaving a pleasant taste..."

2. "Oh yeah Mr. Wang, give me your special recipe! I want to taste Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce!"

"I went all down on Jenna yesterday, she loved it"
"Oh really Paul? Did you give her the sauce?"
"Yeah, she really was hungry for Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce if you catch my drift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"ayyy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"