The Birds and The Bees 

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

The Birds and The Bees by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019

ms.beers 

A fat elf who likes to scream at kids for no particular reason.

Ms.beers made me right another 5 paragraph essay and just left me there to cry

ms.beers by S.Candle January 20, 2017

man want beats

What you say when a male person is being a prick and starting on someone everyone likes so people just want to hit him.

Man:Oi Gavin u twat u think you're well bad

Gavin:Say what?

Gavin's mate:man want beats

man want beats by captainoflust January 2, 2009

The Beetus 

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.

"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."

The Beetus by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008

NOT THE BEES 

A fad on the internet based off the movie "The Wicker Man". It is often accommodated by obnoxious screaming, along with "Killing me won't bring your honey back!""Their in my eyes!" and "The goggles, they do nothing!"

Guy1- Hey look, there's a bee's nest!
Guy2- NOT THE BEES!! AAAUUUHHH AAAUUUHH THEIR IN MY EYES, AAAUUUHHH *drops to the ground and crawls away*

NOT THE BEES by Toxic-Onyx March 3, 2010

just shapes and beats 

A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.

Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this

just shapes and beats by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019

Beats the shit outta me 

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

Beats the shit outta me by sitjpk November 5, 2012