torched 

an extreme state of well being after extended periods of marijuana injestion.

stoner #1 man i was so high last night
stoner #2 yeah man we were torched

torched by mik3 jon3s September 13, 2005

torched 

A reference from Family Guy, which is another word for burn, but extremely higher ranked.

Russell: Dude, you have a big forehead.
Scott: ?
Jonas: He torched your ass man, He torched your ass!

torched by JKMP May 12, 2007

Torched 

Extremely tired or fatigued

Person 1: "hey how are you dude?"
Person 2: "I'm torched man"

Torched by Imoffended July 17, 2018

Torched 

To consume a numerous amount of alcohol and hang out with some buds

Guy #1 How much are you going to drink tonight?
Guy #2 Dude I'm going to get absolutely torched

Torched by bigjohn11111 June 1, 2010

torched 

to be extremely mad at somebody, something, or a situation.

When I heard that Jason punched my girlfriend i was so torched!

torched by KingCong March 2, 2011

torched 

The absolute highest form of pwnzoration. The differen't levels are as follows:

owned
served
Pwned
QWNED
T O R C H E D !

Taken from family guy in the episode where Meg has to babysit Stewie, and whines about having to stay home and claiming she has "better things to do." Then Lois tells her, "Now Meg, we all know you don't have any better things to do", and Peter comes in and says "OHH MEG, SHE TORCHED YOUR ASS.. SHE TTOORRCCHHEEDD YOUR ASs!"

<Tom> "Hey, we should go out some time Julie"

<Julie> "Yeah, I'll think about it ............ Ohhhh My stomach! ouchh"

<Tom> "Whats wrong baby??"

<Julie> "I thought about it"

<Enter Mike> "OOOoooooOoo, Tom, She TORCHED your ass,, shee TORCHED your ass"

torched by Mike Barlevav September 20, 2005

Torched 

The state of being really mad at someone, or something. But either way being angry.

"That bitch cheated on me."
"You sad?"
"No, I'm just torched!"

Torched by Courtney_aint_cool September 1, 2017