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Katie- Omfg I'm literally dying like I went to order a Salted Carmel Mocha Delight w/ steamed milk but like they were out of low fat caramel syrup and I had to get a Peppermint Mocha instead. Like why does God hate me. I can't even uhhhh.
Maya-Bitch you're such a fuckin whurl
Whurl by kmb28 June 18, 2016
Katie- Omfg I'm literally dying like I went to order a Salted Carmel Mocha Delight w/ steamed milk but like they were out of low fat caramel syrup and I had to get a Peppermint Mocha instead. Like why does God hate me. I can't even uhhhh.
Maya-Bitch you're such a fuckin whurl
Whurl by kmb28 June 18, 2016

Universal WhirlWind 

Universal WhirlWind is an athlete, musician, gamer and about to take the world by storm...coming soon!!!
I can’t wait to check out the athlete, gamer & musician ‘Universal WhirlWind’.
whir-ley | \ ˈwhər-lee \
plural whirlies
Can be used as both a noun and a verb

1: a large human feces adhering to the side of a toilet bowl specifically above the water-line that is ignored to the extent that it is intentionally left visible resulting in observation and/or cleaning by others.
a: typically semi-solid in nature
b: strong adhesion qualities
c: remains visible and in-place despite one or more toilet flushes
d: intentionally disregarded by the defecator allowing the sight or scent to be noticeable by others.
What the fuck did you do in the toilet….there is a whirley in the toilet. What kind of a human walks away from something like that?

I’m going to the plumbing showroom and whirley in the display toilet.
whirley by Retired in Naples March 8, 2019
When that one friend is being a touch too zesty for your Catholic school
Stop being such a whirligig
Whirligig by AIDSwarrior January 20, 2022

lightning whirler 

otherwise known as a Distributor on a car engine, makes the spark go to the sparkolators.

Derek from Vice Grip Garage has alternative names for various tools and parts, and they make more sense than the correct name
i'll need to take the cap off the lightning whirler to clean the points. rats have chewed a few of the lightning hoses also.