(If you have been swooped more than once in any way possible in less than 24 hours, then you have been Swoopanopalized!)
Dad, You will never believe what happened to me at the airport... ...some homeless guy bumped into me and swooped my wallet without me even knowing! Now I'll be sleeping on the streets unless you wire me some money.
OR
WHAT THE HECK! That fool just cut me off merging onto the freeway! He almost made me swerve off the road! That turd.
OR
Dang it! That chick totally just swooped me for that parking spot I was about to pull into.
Getting owned and exposed like your mum telling her friends all your secrets, specifically when you do something so fucked up Swoop(YouTuber) has a multi series on all your shit.