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A country who fled like nancy's from the Germans....partially due to an outstanding cockfighting debt. Their prized handicapt chicken, "El Guapo" did not pull through
If they had not run like girls, I would love to one day visit Moravia.
Moravia by Tommy K the DJ July 14, 2005

Moravia New York 

A place where people have intercourse with pigs. In the middle of nowhere. If you blink you miss the town. "Pig fuckers live here"
Moravia New York is one of the smallest and weirdest towns I've been through
Moravia New York by stephmarie October 27, 2011

Great Moravia 

Great Moravia was a Slavic state that existed in Central Europe and lasted just over fifty years in the 9th century.
Its core area lay on both sides of the Morava river, the territory of today's western Slovakia and in Moravia and Bohemia (today's Czech Republic). The territory was inhabited by the ancestors of modern Moravians and Slovaks. Great Moravia played a significant role in the development of Slovak nationalism.
* Who was the most important monarch of Great Moravia ?

- The greatest territorial expansion made the King Svatopluk
Great Moravia by Charizard666 March 29, 2011

Moravian Academy 

A prep school that prepares you well for college by giving you large amounts of homework. Most people who attend this school are actually, on the inside, nerds.
"Yo man we got tons of reading tonight"

"Welcome to Moravian Academy Balla"
Moravian Academy by rifrafero January 17, 2009

The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror ) 

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"

Moravian College

known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.

all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird

squirells are everywhere

you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens

interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.

"smokin the reeeefer"

DORMS:
jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm
dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.