Pregnant 

The hardest word for the people on yahoo answers to spell, other than Ouija.

Seriously, It's not that hard!!!

Do I really have to do this?

Girl on yahoo answers: I'm pregnanante
The world: IT'S PREGNANT

Pregnant by Kitty W/ Knives November 11, 2018

Pregnant 

When a guy fills a girl up with his semen and a new life is created

Kiersten : Guess what Jake I'm Pregnant!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!

Pregnant by SlopNChop December 13, 2017

pregnant 

something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night

Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed

pregnant by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004

Pregnant 

Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.

Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-

Pregnant by ThePurp December 6, 2009

Pregnant 

What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum

Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!

Pregnant by SlopNChop March 15, 2017

Pregnant 

What at least one girl gets in high school.

Girl 1: Rebecca got pregnant and she doesn't even know who the father is.

Girl 2: I'm not surprised, she's a slut.

Pregnant by Delaneyab February 21, 2018

Pregnant 

Scariest word in the english language.

girl: i'm pregnant.
boy: oh god (then shits his pants)

Pregnant by natalienegro March 24, 2009