San Pasqual High School is located in Escondido, CA. Abbreviated SP, it is synonymous with Snobby Peckers, which makes sense since the school’s mascot is a Golden Eagle. If this is not a sign of elitism, then the Hummers and sports cars that fill the parking lot are a dead give-away. And just as the cars are bought with Daddy’s money, so are the drugs. Despite test scores being higher when compared to other Escondido schools, these numbers are inflated as SP does not cater to students who know English as a second Language—even their own. And despite high test scores, more Orange Glen High students (who supposedly live in the ‘ghetto’) go to higher level colleges than SP students.

The main side-effect of going to SP is a deformity where one’s head goes so far up their ass, so that this individual thinks that he/she and his/her school is ‘the shit’, but that’s just because they actually are in fecal matter.

Juan: What school do you go to?

Michael Quentin Caston II: My daddy requested for me to go to San Pasqual High School, although I live next to Orange Glen High School. He also paid for all new football gear for the team, and a tutor for my Geometry I class.

Juan: Hmmm. Is it dark over there?

Michael Quentin Caston II: At SP? What do you mean?

Juan: I mean is it dark over there with all your heads stuck up your own asses?

San Pasqual High School by DanNguyen69 August 14, 2011

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dirty pasqual

a sexual act where a man defacates on a woman's face, then wipes it off with his dick. Then the girl must suck the dick clean, afterwards she must vomit into the mans mouth and he must swallow it.
Notes:
1 the man must wear a cowboy hat and a bandit mask
2 the act must take place infront of several others

Syndey- carlos gave me a dirty pasqual last night
mariah- ewww gross... did it feel good?

dirty pasqual by pimpbenamedslickbackbiznitch May 3, 2010

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san pasqual

Ummm... only the BEST high school ever! Not as richy bitchy as RB, but definitely better than Esco. (aka Ghetto) and WAYYYY better than OG. Cool tachers, fun classes, and HOTTTTT chicks/guys. San Pasqual is so legit, it is within walking distance to the Mall, three golf courses, a park, and some of the most expensive residential districts in San Diego. All in all, the students of San Pasqual will one day rule the world. GO FIGHTING EAGLES!!!!

OMG! I am so jealous of him! He goes to San Pasqual! I only go to Esco. Well, the bell just rang, I have to go to my AP Shitology class (a dumpster).

san pasqual by hookera January 13, 2009

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Johnny Pasqualone

Johnny Pasqualone is hands down the hottest man to ever walk the earth! If you don’t know who he is, god bless your soul. Search him up on TikTok @johnny.pasqualone! He has these amazing blue eyes that will make you fall in love with him right away. And on top of that he’s the funniest person ever, he seems like the one person who will always make you smile no matter what. His smile is too pure that it could cut ur heart right in half. The girl he ends up loving will easily with bought a doubt win life!

Person 1: yo if you got to choose to simp for one person for the rest of your life who would it be?
Person 2: SIS YOU AINT READY FOR THIS CONVO, obviously it would be Johnny Pasqualone

Johnny Pasqualone by I’m a simp July 24, 2020

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