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elvising 

gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.
Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.
elvising by Jay November 25, 2004
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Ellising 

Making people think you're going to score but in reality you're never going to close
You: "Dude, I saw Ryan post a pic with that babe"
Friend: "Ryan doesn't pull, he's just "Ellising" man"
Elising is like the word amazing multiplied by a googolplex of nines.
I can't belive it. That was fricking elising!
Elising by Atchung April 10, 2005

elvissing 

when your spliff starts burrning down one side - side burns!
this smoke is elvissing really badly :-(
elvissing by pratt jenkins April 21, 2017

Ellising 

Originating from someone called Ellis who always talks about computer, this term was made by Fabio Moffat-Rolfi. Ellising is when someone talks about computers and judges someone elses computer because of their specs. Not only that, ellising also includes critising someone for their lack of computer knowledge.
Moses: What's your specs?
Fabio: What's that?
Moses: Ha, dumb.
Fabio: Stop ellising.
Ellising by extremecactus March 1, 2022