animal with long snout and likes to eat ants. (also known as ant eater)
there are two fanous ardvarks:
1: Otis the ardvark. Old CBBC presenter (puppet) and copletely ruled the roost. Left there and started doing odd jobs on and off TV. (Live and Kicking, charaty fund-raisers)
has not been seen for a number of months/years
2: Arthur the ardvark. Star of cartoon on CBBC (arthur) with a teenage ardvark with big glasses and a 5 year old sister who likes cows. call it random. call it funny. call it rubbish, but it is still regularly shown despite many complaints about the lack of arthur's nose.

1: Otis was the best and i want him bck. *sniffs and gases remorefully into blankness*
2: WOTS WITH THE NOSE??? ARDARKS HAVE NOSES!!!!!!

ardvark by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004

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a hyperactive girl that vibrates late at night

Daisy is an Ardvarktopus at 11 at night

Ardvarktopus by Isla J May 7, 2021

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When a male with a large nose performs cunnilingus on a female in the doggie style position and his nose pressing into her anus causes her to release a flatus.

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Female to girlfriend... " OMG! So last night I totally ardvarked Jimbo!"
Reply... "That's so embarassing! But he totally has a beak for a nose so it's completely understandable!"

Ardvark by ABB23 August 23, 2016

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