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Gentleman's Shave 

This is when you shave your Genitals and butt hole in preparation for the summer months at the beach.
"Bro, I need to have a gentleman's shave before i can to go Ibiza"

Blind Man's Shave 

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.
Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

And that's when you shave your lama 

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.
Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

Ryan and Shane’s Bridge

Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara
Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”

“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”

“spooky”

Shaver's Remorse 

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.
mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."

let's have some fun 

also know as wanna have fun when two people have some "fun" usually sex or some sort of sexual activity
Boy-Let's have some fun tomorrow

Girl- Anytime