shwanker Share definition Flag A combination of words Shwamy (slimy) and Wanker (one who partakes in vigorous, inappropriate self pleasure) "That guy is such a Shwanker! He tried to grope me and grope himself at the same time!" shwanker by shelly says April 16, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the shwanker mug. Buy Now β $32.95 See more merch