Firmativity

(firm-a-tiv-ity)
: the level of firm; not weak; having a solid or compact structure
usually referenced to the firm level of a woman's ass or breasts.
One may judge the firmativity of an ass or breasts by firmly grabbing a palmful, then grasping and/or coressing the subjects goods, then judging by curves, proportion, and perkiness..will result in the determination of the Firmativity.

"So me and this girl were going at it and i reached down and grabbed her ass..i couldn't get over the firmativity of her ass..it was breathtaking."

Firmativity by Kosmilly May 2, 2009

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Paranormal Frativity

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.

Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.

Paranormal Frativity by steezycheese September 20, 2010

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Frativity

Activities done by those humans within a fraternity

6th street tonight was full of frativity.

Frativity by Rileyjalowy October 3, 2015

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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