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Amsterdam Traffic Light 

Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).
My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!

Amsterdamnesia 

Amnesia from Amsterdam, the finest string you'll ever find. For non believers: go check it out.
Cough, cough, cough, dude this amnesia tastes even better and stronger than usual!
- Yea of course bro, it's amsterdamnesia...
Amsterdamnesia by 420/7 November 11, 2011

amateur night in dixie 

When something is particularly poorly organised or just incompetent , one way of describing it is " Amateur Night in Dixie"

simon amstell 

very, very, very funny guy from england, co-hosts the best program ever popworld, he is cooler than you and wears transformer jumpers etc.
oh look popworlds on
simon amstell by secret person. March 31, 2005

Amateur virgin 

Someone who has only ever had sex with prostitutes/hookers ... basically anyone who's only ever gotten laid because they paid for it
"I heard Brian was an amateur virgin"
"What?"
"Someone said he told em he's only had sex with prostitutes"
Amateur virgin by killuhkill May 26, 2015

Amsterdam whoopee cushion 

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me