mampire
Humans are considered mampires because they ingest milk derived from other species of animals other than humans.
mampire by Tiny Doc NYC March 1, 2016
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Mampire
Someone who is the milk equivalent of a vampire, where a vampire wants human blood this beast wants human milk. The sight of large breasts and cleavage can be enough to bring the milklust out of a mampire. Mam as in Mammary as in breast tissues, so since vampires wants blood the correct word for an individual with an equally strong thirst for milk will be knwon as Mampire.
Paul: Hey why did your face turn red and your pupils dilated just now?
Tom: I'm a mampire and I just saw a really busty girl just now
Tom: I'm a mampire and I just saw a really busty girl just now
Mampire by wardaddies June 21, 2022
manpire
An extremely gay man. One who stalks the night nearly crippled with an uncontrollable thirst for cock. Tends to wear all black so any light colored "stains" after the "feeding" can be seen and wiped away.
manpire by Figueiredo September 15, 2007
Mampfred
A bloody fucking legend who makes millions. He can get agressive if you play around with him, be careful. BTW he things that richards dont get bitches
Mampfred by DEstroyer7776923523 January 21, 2022
Mumpire
A Mum (or Mom for yanks) who offers unsolicited and usually negative advice to the umpire while watching their child play sport.
I wish Meryl would learn the rules before she decides to mumpire.
Meryl should stop mumpiring, its embarrassing for the rest of the parents.
Meryl should stop mumpiring, its embarrassing for the rest of the parents.
Mumpire by G-reg tdog March 30, 2017
Mampie
A Jamaican term for a lady unfortunately physically formed so that she is readily mistaken to be a small bad tempered man. Usually exhibiting a spectre of facial hair and "old man's" clothing
mampie: a derogatory term used to describe a fat person
mampie: a derogatory term used to describe a fat person