the biggest asshole i have ever met. he has one big nut and one small one. ones about the size of a baseball and the other is the size of an olive. He has the most extreme chode ever.
The biggest sult on the face of the earth. Remember to wipe your ass better, because i have herd that u find dingle berrys swinging around like Tarzan on a vine. I saw you bath water after u cleaned yourself and there was a dingle floating around in your bath water.... Please stop giving Griff those purpler nurpplers.... By the way you fat!
Griff: would you like ketchup with that master?
kevin: NOOOOOOO!
Griff: please don't make me eat anymore of those balls u call dingles, they don't really tast like berrys, I know u tried to tell me that dripping red stuff is cherry flavord but it really tasts like a mans blood...
kevin:No Nigga im a gunna force feed u dat healthy shiot....
Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.
Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?