An adorable male that everyone loves and adores. He is the best friend you could ask and he will always have your back no matter what. He has been through a lot so he is good at giving advice. He has been through so much pain so he loves to see people smile because he doesn’t what them to feel like he once did. He’s a special little alien. He deserves the world.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).