Dutch Chimney 

The Male lays on his back, swings his legs over his head(hooking his toes on the headboard if possible). He then tucks his penis through his legs pointing towards the sky, thereby appearing as a tall chimney sticking out of a house. In this position his partner can then "ride the dutch chimney, clean the dutch chimney, or include the balls and asshole for a "chimney sweep".

Last night my wife was feeling kinky so I swung my legs over my head and let her ride the ol dutch chimney

Dutch Chimney by the vrug April 29, 2008

Dutch Chimney 

A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"

"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"

Dutch Chimney by _fatWetSteakBurrito February 20, 2015

Dutch chimney 

When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face

I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.

Dutch chimney by Muffins. November 9, 2019

Dutch Chimney 

The act of farting while wearing a Snuggie, and sticking an arm hole by someone else's face.

I knew I was going to marry my girlfriend when she gave me a Dutch Chimney while we were watching the Red Wings game.

Dutch Chimney by G. H. Freedman January 17, 2011

Dutch Chimney 

The act of wearing a hoodie (zip or pull over) while sitting on the toilet and taking a shit, so that the gases rise into, and steep in side the hoodie, then releasing the smell into the person

Man, I was taking a huge shit and I accidentally gave my self a Dutch Chimney!

Dutch Chimney by Miniguy129 January 22, 2016

Dutch Chimney

Fecal odor or flatulence redirected to one's own face as a result of defecating or farting while wearing a Snuggie. Similar in effect to a Dutch oven, but self-inflicted.

As much as I love eating chili and wearing my Snuggie on a cold day, taking a Dutch chimney to the face every five minutes is unbearable.

Dutch Chimney by Conrad_Hilton April 11, 2026