Monsoon 

A name used for people that have magnetic powers and are philosophers, but you regret hiring.

Monsoon: "You know nothing about memes Sundowner!"

Sundowner: "Fuck you Monsoon, I'm fucking invincible!"

Monsoon by 100% not Sundowner June 30, 2022

Monsoon 

A kind lovely friend with a great sense and fashion sense of humor and can be rude but always has your back she is definitely a keeper!!!!

person one : wow that new girl Monsoon is so funny

person two : hey now i want to be a monsoon

Monsoon by a true freind January 19, 2020

Monsoon 

Kind of like a tropical storm but it can happen in colder regions

Oh My Goodness, It A Monsoon Out There

Monsoon by rossy boy July 10, 2006

monsoon 

N. The act of wearing a full suit of scuba gear and goggles while giving a girl a blowjob while she squirts all over you.

Juan: Hey Jeff what did you do last night?
Jeff: My gf made me put on scuba gear and gave me the monsoon of my life!!!!!
Juan: Right on!!!!

monsoon by Djqwonsoloman5000 March 28, 2011

monsoon 

A step up from a blowjob...A slobbery, seasonal blow of "wind" to the male reproductive organ

Nick's girlfriend gave me a monsoon!

monsoon by King of the Burbs March 23, 2007

monsoon 

a character from metal gear rising revengeance

monsoon said that memes are the dna of the soul

monsoon by a stupid orphan April 14, 2022

Monsoon 

A guy that can split his body parts into pieces and will kick your ass if you don't know how to Parry

Monsoon: Memes the DNA of the Soul

Monsoon by Jiixn April 25, 2022