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That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.
Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

Driving Like a Nigger 

There are many facets to Driving Like a Nigger. Generaly, all over the road with total disregard for traffic laws, use of turn signals, speed limits, signage, (particularly, no parking signs), and of course, the lack seat belt use. (In most cases, with rap music thumping). Driving Like a Nigger can also apply to coming to a complete stop on a narrow residential inner city street, totaly plugging up traffic to bullshit with a bro, pick up a hoe, buy or sell crack, etc. etc. etc. Driving Like a Nigger can also be defined as positioning the drivers seat so it appears to be non existant to passerbys, and of course to sit on that reclined seat in the Detroit Lean position, one hand on the wheel, the other hand on their crotch.
Man 1:Jesus Christ, did you see that spook cut across all six lanes of traffic without signaling or even looking? Man 2: Fuck yea, he's driving like a Nigger!

Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge 

Sweating profusely. Comes from the fact that any black man accused of rape will be sent down, regardless of evidence.
"Fuck me it's hot today, i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge!"

pop a nigger 

Crush the testicle(s) of an African person.
Jame: Gonna pop a nigger in a bit, yo!
Brandon: What the hell is wrong with you?
Jame: ..in a video game.
pop a nigger by seuneup June 26, 2021

A Nigger Nigel

Stop being a nigger Nigel Rodger.
A Nigger Nigel by odin1337 July 22, 2009

Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read 

A common phrase used in conversation between white people to exclaim how hot and sweaty they are.
( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)

Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."

(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)

Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"

(Both laugh)