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bumholed 

Bumholed is a verb, specifically the past tense of the verb bumhole.
Chris: How are things going with you and that post office worker?
Mike: Things are great! She came over last night, delivered a package that had been delivered to the post office, exclaimed it was shoes and then asked me what I wanted to do tonight.
Chris: You decided to bumhole her, didn't you?
Mike: Yep, I bumholed her good!
bumholed by The Evil Evil Muppet December 28, 2015
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Bumhole signal 

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS
Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
Bumhole signal by Gregggssss April 26, 2012

Maggot Sucking Bumhole 

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.
Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"

cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley
Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole
cock muff bumhole by Evilded December 16, 2005

Bumhole Toffee 

The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
Bumhole Toffee by nanaki13 June 26, 2009
literally the anus, anatomically speaking.
My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.
bumhole by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

Bumhole Syndrome 

The side effects of a drug or action used to stretch the anus, meaning the anus is open and very loose.
Roy- "How was your weekend Paul?"

Paul- "Terrible, I fell on a pole and I got Bumhole Syndrome"
Bumhole Syndrome by o0 I3LACKOUT Oo September 28, 2008