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fat lazy filthy hack can’t bat what game are you watching bitch oversized whale what game are you watching cunt
hoppo by spooooooonge December 5, 2019
monsterous cock

a lovely man who's insights on feminism are greatly opposing

loves a good sri-lanken cook up and can burp like a mamoth
Hoppo by jimbofreebum June 12, 2024

Hoppo Holiday 

1. A no call or a no show at work.

2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.

3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.

4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired

5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in

to work on a given day.
"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"

"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"

"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.
Hoppo Holiday by studminustheu February 18, 2010

Hoppo Boppo 

H O P P O B O P P O
"Hoppo Boppo?" "H O P P O B O P P O"
Hoppo Boppo by YesTheCap June 12, 2018

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

Hippo stomp 

Somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. This is especially true when done with vigor and malice.
Man, those bikers really gave those punks the hippo stomp!
Hippo stomp by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016