Guy #1: You see that creature over there?
Guy #2: You mean that asshole.
Guy #1: Yeah that's the one.
Guy #2: What about him?
Guy #1: He is absolutely the biggest asshole i have ever met. #Jaibo
Jabón is a Spanish word and not to be mistaken with jamón (ham) or queso (cheese), translates to soap. However, it is often used very fluidly such as the word "fuck" and its many conjugations. A common expression is to say that you are eating jabón.
Jabouri is a very attractive boy. Many girls want to be with him but when it comes to a relationship, Jabouri simply cannot. He can't because in a relationship you have to be loyal and for him that's a lot. Jabouri knows how to treat girls well by only saying nice things to them ( the ones he likes) ( but not forever/sometimes till you are his). Jabouri is not a person of relationship, he is only good for sex and nothing else. So don't expect much from him. But if you need to de-stress, look for a Jabouri.
Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.