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Pakman Penis 

When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!
Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!
Pakman Penis by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019

David Pakman 

A progressive talk show host found most popularly on YouTube. David identifies as a social democrat and differs from other progressive hosts in his more structured, more thoughtful, though not overly emotional analysis. His videos and show are filled with less ranting and more thoughtful dissections of news events, political issues, and more.

David also takes an hours worth of phone calls weekly open to any lucky caller, showcases received emails, and has been on numerous other shows, including a few conservative ones. He also features writers of books in interviews, mostly political ones.

He surprisingly hate from socialists calling him a shill and centrist, which could be further from the truth. David is mostly funded by YouTube ad revenue, viewer yearly subscriptions ($20 usually), and lastly, somewhat annoying YouTube sponsorships. This allows him to put himself in the 'independent media' space.

David has an hour show almost every weekday complemented with a 10 min bonus show. To get them the moment they come out, you must be a members. Non-members will eventually get the hour show content on YouTube at a slower pace. David also streams on Twitch and YouTube, especially when newsworthy events happen.

Generally, he is respected for his willingness to debate the other side. Some argue that he's one of the best political commentators out there due to these reasons, but as always, that's up to you to decide, even if you don't like him.
Individual: David Pakman? I've heard bad things about him.

Pak-man: Nah dude, you just gotta give him a chance. Come on, let's watch a video together, your pick.
*Days later*

Person: Dude, I've watched every video and payed for the membership without the 66% discount he almost always has!! I've super active on his subreddit, gifted over 100 subs on his twitch, almost always super chats, bought his merch, I've told my family and friends all about him, converted over 45 strangers, and even wrote this cool definition on urban dictionary!
David Pakman by Dieg-J January 4, 2022

Burban Pakman 

The illest Asian rapper to walk the Earth. He is not only witty, but all his flows are the dankest shit you'll ever hear. Sadly, his current producer, Eli Mitchell, is real lazy.
1: Yo, homie, ya heard that new mixtape by Burban Pakman?

2: Hell yea! I heard that 50 times already! I swear, his flows are more addictive than meth!
Look at him, it's Paiman!
paiman by meting February 28, 2017

The Pacman 

A favorite among retro video game buffs and ass play aficionados, The Pacman is becoming a standard of the underground sex scene. This simple to do delight requires the insertion of anal beads into the rectum of your partner. Next, the beads are pulled one by one using your mouth. This action mimics the famous video game character eating the pellets. In addition, fruit preserves, which represent the fruits eaten in the game, may be spread onto the sphincter to enhance the ass-tastic flavor of the extracted beads.
When the beads are in deep,
Why use your hand?
Have some retro fun
and do The Pacman!
The Pacman by Autistic Pornstar April 11, 2010
The most superior white boy and is much better than his twin. Very cool 😎
Johnny you are the Parkman of our school.
Parkman by Parenan October 4, 2019