diplomize 

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.

My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.

diplomize by Pete February 28, 2004

Dillonize 

Dil-lon-ize; dil-uhn-nyz

verb, Dil-lon-ized, Dil-lon-iz-ing

1. to interrogate one with questions for all possible explanations until the student or resident is sufficiently uncovered in their natural cognitive state & knowledge level of understanding

1. Tim’s eyes began to swell with excitement, pupil size being measured @ 7 mm, as he was Dillonized.

2. After a long session of Dillonizing, Mike began to see the light; the path to the “promised land” of appropriate thinking process & problem solving.

Dillonize by LMPS May 17, 2013

diplomate

to comfort with a penis

after watching the notebook, jim diplomated the shit out of suzie.

diplomate by sddawgs February 14, 2008

Diplomateyiohip 

Diplomateyiohip- That one annoying who steals all your jokes and says that it’s theirs

“Omg Mathew your such a diplomateyiohip”
“Bro so all you do is steal jokes from the internet? Such a diplomateyiohip”

Diplomateyiohip by ToastyBanana March 26, 2021

diplomia 

diplomia is the so great mc twitch streamer who doesn't stream from it's xbox

it just is too lazy to set it up

person: i watched diplomia's newest stream! i just wish they streamed more
other person: everyone does

diplomia by diplomia August 11, 2022

Dictomize 

When a guy posseses/sexually hypnotized a girl or a woman into complete submission and control through his penis / fucking techniques.

When a man traps a female through the penis fucking techniques although temporaily over course of time, unless he is in love with her.

Analysis:
It is a temporary possession unless you are intimate, loving and caring towards the female. Once the female realizes it is a phermones based only 'bond' and the chemical changes of great sex has no value and she recognizes nothing going on in his life other than sex, (no matter how AMAZING) he may be.
Ultimately she'll run for the hills and find a stable mature provider in a man.

The trance gets broken after the female sees the man's actions, stabilty and career choices outside of the bedroom.

''Dude, he dictomized her and his FWB girl is possesed like The Devil possessed her!''

''She pussy locked till the trance breaks! as Cindy is dictomized by her boyfriend)

Dictomize by JennyknowsitAll July 14, 2013

diplomalessness 

the state of being without a diploma or other equivalent certificate, i.e. a GED

"John was looking for a job but his state of diplomalessness prevented him from even getting an interview."

diplomalessness by Comp. Sci. November 17, 2009