Blovated 

Adj. bloated, self important, self inflated, egotistic, verbose. Also used as a verb, see below.

I'm betting on "intellectual dishonesty and blovated egotistical narcissism", but that's just my unsubstantiated suspicion. www.uspoliticsonline.com. Well maybe that and the fact "Marches with Hezbolah" is a blovated, attention seeking sack of scum ... hallsofmacadamia.blogspot.com. Turner is a blovated, narscistic, windbag. Something akin to a 300 foot flagpole in the midst of a prarie thunderstorm. scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com. He instead blovated for a half an hour about "Human Rights Violations in Burma". Wah wah wah. www.xanga.com

Blovated by Bob Wainess May 18, 2008

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Bloated Queef 

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

Bloated Queef by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Bloated 

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

Bloated by xoxo gi May 30, 2019

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

bloated, big bag of blotation by jason shetland July 5, 2008

Bloated Moons

Big round Breasts accompanied by intense cleavage and large ariolas that blend in with the breasts itself and almost no nipple tip

Fred: omg!
Steve: what?
Fred: bloated moons
Steve: where?
Fred and Steve: daaaaammn!

Bloated Moons by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Bloated Meatballs 

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

Bloated Meatballs by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011