uterine

Uterine was the goddess of vaginal cannals, wombs and fertility. Her mortal enemy is sodomitrias who is the goddess of anal penetration, prison sex and parties on Navy war boats.

These days uterine may be used in viber chats when describing the length and depth of a women's uterus.

We are having problems falling pregnant not because of my small dick but because my wife has a deep uterine.

uterine by Volgzilla July 7, 2015

Uterine

adj./ of minimal intelligence; lacking common sense or life experience; naive af, often followed by ‘motherfucker’

No, you can’t microwave tin foil, you uterine motherfucker.

Uterine by DeFINE that, bitch February 6, 2021

uterine souffle

A light, fluffy, baked cake made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites combined with various other ingredients, blended, and subsequently poured into a women's uterus.

Sara woke from her illegal drug induced coma and noticed Martha Stewart was under her pajamas eating a uterine souffle.

uterine souffle by mad max12345 October 22, 2010

Uterine Flush 

The female period. On the rag. Aunt Flo. Monthly bill.

Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.

Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.

Uterine Flush by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Uterine Logic 

Logic used by women.

Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.

Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.

Uterine Logic by ConfusedHusband February 28, 2020

Uterine Homing Device 

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

Uterine Homing Device by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

uterine migraine 

Cramping so violent and painful that it feels like a migraine is going on in your uterus.

"OMG, I feel like I'm in labor. I have a total uterine migraine."

uterine migraine by pablo_neruda August 17, 2009