the lasher

when a male sticks his thumb up another males asshole and the other male sticks his thumb up the other guys asshole and then they thumb wrestle

Rob and Austen lashered and rob lost

the lasher by George November 18, 2004

Fire the laser!

Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.

Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fire the laser! by Dennie Hebels October 18, 2008

Fire the Laser 

An expression of excitement or eager intention which can be used in conjunction with most activities.

'Fire the pizza Laser!'

Fire the Laser by Brad February 5, 2005

The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.

Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."

The Laser Light Show by Batguy256 January 9, 2011

Pulling the laser 

When you pee inside of your girlfrien´s butt while having sex.

Mark- Damn I have to pee! But I don´t want to go....

Annie- Just pull the laser!

Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.

Pulling the laser by GordanRamsay February 18, 2015

Fire the laser!

Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.

Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fire the laser! by Dennie Hebels January 22, 2009

Rj The laser 

A really cool dude who spend his time at Five Guys and playing Halo Reach. He train for his black belt to his life long goal to be 2nd to only Chuck Norris.

Rj the laser only comes 2nd to Chuck Norris.

Rj The laser by mr. malone June 5, 2011