Autocorrekt 

When you are typing, and your device's autocorrect system completely fucks up your sentence and ruins your day. Gets out of hand sometimes!

Friend: "Hey man! What are you doing?"

You: *Replies* "Hey! I am chicken doing and yes."

Friend: *Replies* "What?"

"Sorry bro, I got autocorrekt..."

Autocorrekt by ExoticCars247 May 29, 2015

Autocorrekt 

The process of typing something on a smartphone or tablet with autocorrect in which autocorrect proceeds to change some of the words into something that may even sound wrong.

**Txting**
Me: omg the cock in this bottle is so tight
Other Person: ._. What????
Me: CORK** fuck I got autocorrekt

Autocorrekt by СукаБлять November 13, 2015

Autocorrekt 

(Adj.) Usually described as an instance when the "autocorrect" feature on a device completely destroys or distorts the meaning of what was to be originally said. Usually ends with the user and person receiving the message realizing that there was a great error leading to frustration, and embarassment.

Girlfriend: "I'm shredding cheese with my shoe."
Guy: "Your're doing that hoe?"
Girlfriend: "What did you just call me?!"
Guy: "*how-I meant to say 'how'."
Girlfriend: "Whatever.."
Guy: Damn, I just got autocorrekt!

Autocorrekt by Otakunake September 20, 2017

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

autocorrected 

The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.

Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.

autocorrected by dRe420 December 9, 2010

Autocorrect 

Fuck autocorrect

Fuck autocorrect

Autocorrect by Fuck autocorrect October 7, 2019

Autocorrect 

1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.

1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!

2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*

3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!

Autocorrect by Tsoran May 15, 2014