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evict the turtle 

From "Turtle heading," when you force out the "Turtle, also see "Decapitate" the turtle
"dude, i was turtle heading so bad, totally busting my guts, till im gonna go evict the turtle in your room"

evict horizon

The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.
When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.
evict horizon by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Evict The Groundhog 

Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?
Evict The Groundhog by StakeTheSteak December 27, 2024
Evita is pure awesomeness. She is very different from anyone that you will ever meet, if you ever get the chance to get a hold of an Evita, never ever let her go, or you'll just see a lucky guy have her instead. She is funny, smart, and genuinely nice .. super nice. She will always help you and never turn you down. She'll always show you a good time because of her sense of humor, and will always care for her friends and will love them forever. If she's into you, you're a lucky bastard. You can easily fall in love with her, and it won't be a hard time.
Person 1: Hey who's that with the bright light following her?
Person 2: Oh that's Evita.
Person 1: Aha, now I understand.

Person 1: I think I've found my Evita.
Person 2: Marry her.

Omg you should totally meet this girl, you'll love her she's such an Evita .. :)
Evita by .Epic fail of epic win. December 7, 2011
Just like from smodeu your probably trying to do leviathan from obey me shall we date if so the definition is you are an Otaku king/queen or an Otaku in training and if you just suched this up randomly your a normie
That person is an eviatha I think
eviatha by Siote Aizawa May 20, 2021

Vaginal Eviction 

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.
My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.
Vaginal Eviction by $hIti0T June 14, 2014