fritter 

Fried dough, typically fruit filled. Can be classified as a fried pie or a turnover.

Fritters, also known as fried pies, are amazing.

fritter by Amy Belaus January 4, 2008

Fritter 

Noun.
Genreal insult for someone making a fool of themselves or doing something embarrassing.

"You are such a fritter."

Fritter by PossumP April 30, 2010

fritter 

to totally freak out, to panic, to speak in strange tongues out of stress/fear/anxiety

"Whoa, Darcy, did you hear that guy? He was totally frittering out."

fritter by hug_a_musician January 28, 2009

Fritter 

(plural: Fritters)
n) a portmanteau of Friend and Twitter - essentially, a Friend on Twitter.

Likely, this friend is either of the wrong age or lives too far away to be a real life friend, but is someone who you can constantly have tweet-based conversations with.

"So I was talking to one of my fritters the other night..."
"Oh, my best fritter posted this awesome link..."

example_user: Goodnight #fritters! It was good talking to you. I <3 my fritters!

Fritter by isthiscanon October 7, 2009

fritter 

a newly coined term for lazy, stupid, white people.

Man, look at all these crazy fritters here at the fair...and there's a lot of deep fried stuff to eat too.

fritter by mr. whitey October 15, 2012

fritter 

pussy The most desirable place on a whore...

ok now who would like to have a bite of nancy's nice hot fritter?

fritter by me..... February 26, 2004

Fritter 

Another way of saying pussy in terms of female genitalia

Person 1: “How do you typically finger a girl?”

Person 2: “Two in the fritter, one in the shitter!”

Fritter by YungLuiV October 10, 2018