Tatism 

the philosophy of Andrew Tate or his followers.

I'm rellay into Tatism.

Tatism by iagoalvarezzz August 9, 2022

tatisfaction 

tatisfaction is what a tattooist feels when he does a tattoo on a womans privates

man i did a tattoo on a womans breast the other night and it turnned me on so much it gave me total tatisfaction

tatisfaction by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 27, 2009

pull a Tatis 

When a middle-aged man married for longer than 7 years gets sex two nights in a row. This is as rare as Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams off of Chan Ho Park in the same inning.

The converse of this is "going Chan Ho".

With his kids spending the weekend at their grandparents' house, John was able to pull a Tatis.

pull a Tatis by Longhorn17 January 4, 2010

Tatis Jr 

Future goat of the MLB he may be overrated now but he is a future top 3 player in the league.

Story or tatis? Tatis DUH
Casual MLB fan: Funniest player to watch?
Me: Tatis JR!

Tatis Jr by Lakersin4 January 27, 2021

eye tat is golden 

Something that is completely superior to anything else in the same class, genre, or universe. A quote from a truly "gifted" poster on a message board describing the videogame "Goldeneye".

"Goldeneye is an eye tat is golden".

eye tat is golden by spacecowboy November 13, 2003

Tatis 

The greatest set of knockers on the East Coast

Did you see the tatis on her?

Tatis by Hank J July 1, 2008

Fernando Tatis jr 

Mlb shortstop, most attractive baseball player, batflips to the moon.

Non-baseball fan: Woah who's that?
Baseball fans: Oh, thats Fernando Tatis jr, the future best shortstop in the game and arguably the most attractive mlb player.

Fernando Tatis jr by mlb1030 February 24, 2021