The act of transferring the herpes simplex virus to either, reptiles or amphibians performed by a person suffering an outbreak of the herpes simplex virus.

Did you see Sean herping the other day? Did I ever, he gave Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael mouth sores.

herping by HandyMcJoby September 3, 2012

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herping my derp

a) humping the air.
b) doing the nasty.

Can be used in context of other people/things, like "herping her derp" or "herping its' derp".

a) Guy: Yo, did you see Miley Cyrus herping her derp on that award ceremony last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, looked like she was having a seizure.

b) "Yeah, I was herping my derp last night with that cheap skank, I think I have AIDS now."

herping my derp by r u srs June 28, 2010

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helping a buddy out

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

helping a buddy out by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

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Harping

To rag on. To make fun of. To get on someones case.

Joe "Billy you are an idiot I cant believe you did that"
Billy " Quit harping on me man"

Harping by jbabz October 7, 2009

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