returd
re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds
v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as
normal human feces.
n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.
2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not
necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. A person who has been
victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
v. tr.
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."
v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and
sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."
n.
1. "
Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"
2. "What a fucking returd."
3. "
OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."