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alternative lifestyle 

He lives an alternative lifestyle *cough* hes gay *cough*

Alternative Lifestyle Haircut 

alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as β€œthe significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara.

The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.
1.) Jess just came out and, after going to her first Tegan and Sara concert, got an alternative lifestyle haircut similar to Tegan's.

2.) Once Leah added an alternative lifestyle haircut to her outfit composed of American Apparel and a skinny tie, she became infinitely more attractive.

Alternative Lifestyle Companion 

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.
Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

Alternative Life Style 

To be a homo or a lesbo. This is usually backed up by liberals.
Liberals love the Alternative Life Style.

Alternative Life Style 

Someone who lives a gay or homosexual life. So do not be live like that. If you do, you are a loser!!!
Straight Guy: How is your alternative life style going?

Gay Guy: Shut up! Just because I am different does not mean I am that much different!