Balancity 

The state of being balanced.

Don't touch that, you don't want to throw off it's balancity.

Balancity by MeganLaura August 25, 2008

Balancity 

It describes how people balance out their personalities

If we put two crazy people together, we throw out their balancity.

Balancity by kawaiibaka November 4, 2018

Danzig balancing 

Buying official Glenn Danzig albums, tickets or merchandise to offset the guilt felt from buying new Misfits concert tickets or logo items; trying to lessen the injustice of Misfits fans patronizing the legal yet undeserving owners of the Misfits trademarks, Jerry Only and Doyle.

I really want these Crimson Ghost sneakers from Hot Topic even though it sickens me that Jerry Only will get the profits- so I'll buy a few things from Danzig's website for Danzig balancing.

Danzig balancing by Shanthrax138 September 9, 2010

Balanitis 

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

Balanitis by urologistdude September 2, 2009

Baladitya 

He's a legendary person who is excellent at everything he does . Ronaldo's successor is his another name .

Hey Baladitya, you free to roll.

Baladitya by Alexander derico September 27, 2021

Poop Balancing 

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.

Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....

Poop Balancing by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

bonce balancing 

balancing random objects on the head

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night

bonce balancing by sangus June 6, 2018